i made a wedding cake. this is big news for me as it was my first wedding cake, first multi-tiered cake and first experience using fondant on my own. i covered a couple of cakes with fondant at the end of my internship, but i had help. this was the first time i went for it on my own — and…
no puedo evitar la ternura que siento al ver fotografías como esta...
No puedo evitar enternecerme cuando veo imagenes como estás. Sé que el tiempo pasará, y no importa, porque todo el tiempo que nos quede por vivir, estaremos juntos. Y sé que cuando seamos viejos, seguiremos tan felices y nos amaremos tanto como ahora, incluso más. Me emociona la idea de envejecer a tu lado. Faltan años… muchos años. Pero no me importa, mientras el camino lo comparta contigo.
Y entonces, algún día que aún dista mucho para que llegue, caminaremos tomados de las manos, con las manos y la piel llena de arrugas, y los rastros de la edad pesando en nuestras espaldas, sin mermar en lo absoluto este amor que siento yo por mí y tú por mí lix<3
TE AMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, GABRIEL<3!
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.